November 13 2017
[:en]Our Shipleys Donuts locations are about more than just making delicious donuts – along with all our scrumptious treats, we like to have some fun too! Here are 6 of our favorite donut posts from the Internet.
Shipleys Donuts loves to laugh, too – especially at comedy sketches by Mitch Hedberg!
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.
I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, “Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut. I’ve got the documentation right here! It’s in my file at home. …Under “D.”
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This classic joke was penned by comedian Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg, an American stand-up comedian. He was known for his unconventional comedic delivery and surreal humor.
The famous donut joke has ended up on countless donut shop receipts.
Though he passed away in 2005, in honor of his 48th birthday, a fan actually left a donut with a receipt on his grave.
At Shipleys Donuts, we offer in-store and online ordering – and yes, we give receipts. Get your donut fix and your receipt by clicking below or visiting one of our 24 hour Shipleys Donuts locations in Houston!
A few years ago, a 12-year-old girl wrote an essay entitled “The Fake Doughnut” for a writing exercise at school. It’s obvious she prefers her donuts a certain way! Shipleys Donuts thinks all donuts are great, but this is too funny not to read. Check out her hilarious rant on “plain” doughnuts:
I mean, what were you expecting?
This genius TL;DR Wikipedia definition hits it right on the nose. How accurate is this?!
There’s just something so fun about making bad puns and hearing everyone groan after they’ve heard it. Here’s one of our favorite puns:
Tumblr user perks-of-being-chinese is a donut genius! Want the last of the Shipleys Donuts, but don’t want to look greedy in front of your friends, family, or coworkers? Try this trick:
The good news is that with our 24 hour Shipleys Donuts locations in Houston, you don’t have to fight over the last donut anymore. You can order more whenever you want, day or night! Click the button below to order online, or simply visit one of our convenient Houston Shipleys Donuts locations to satisfy your donut craving.
Shipleys Donuts Top 6 Funny Donut Posts | Shipley Do-Nuts – Houston, TX[:]